1. cut log
2. stuff with newspaper
3. cook
4. eat
OH MY GOD.
SICK.
DIY Secret Magic Box. Matchbox where you pull the button and box “magically” opens. Really clever idea and sweet gift. Tutorial from Froken Skicklig here.
Beautiful, but looks like such a finicky craft to attempt.
Jim Rash mocks Angelina Jolie’s Oscar pose.
This was my favourite moment of the night.
Life, Sometimes.
* I think a change is what I need.
~ I thought you needed someone you knew you could trust entirely.
* I’ve always been fine on my own.
~ I thought that you were growing tired of always feeling alone.
* These days drag on; I’m losing faith.
~ You said we’d work it out together but you’re pushing me away.
* Well I’m here but I fear my heart is not.
~ You said your heart would follow me until the moment that it stopped, the moment that it stopped …
* You should have known with all the things I crowded in your mind, I’d leave you a mess.
- Until The Moment That It Stops, by The Narrative
THAT’S RIGHT. TAKE IT ALL IN. I HAVEN’T BEEN HITTING THE BOWFLEX ALL WINTER FOR NOTHING, YOU KNOW.
OGLE IT. OGLE MY BODACIOUS BODY.
SERIOUSLY? BLUE VALENTINE?
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?
LOOK, WE ALL LOVE RYAN GOSLING, AND I WOULD WIFE MICHELLE WILLIAMS SO HARD SHE WOULD RETROACTIVELY GET PREGNANT AND GIVE BIRTH LIKE, TEN MINUTES LATER, BUT YOU CRIED DURING THE ROCK OF LOVE BUS FINALE. YOU CRY AT FOLGER’S COMMERCIALS. THERE IS NO WAY WE’RE WATCHING THAT FILM.
LET’S JUST QUEUE UP BRIDESMAIDS AND CALL IT GOOD, OKAY?
This is glorious.
